Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize