hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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