I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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