we're blogging at a bar
dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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