I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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