The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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