Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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