Betty ford says i'm here all night
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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