Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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