All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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