Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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