He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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