Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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