what if I'm pregnant?
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also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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