By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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