This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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