so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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