One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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