And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
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there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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