glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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