so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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