I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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