I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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