ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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