Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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