Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
is wine microwaveable?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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