I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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