We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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