I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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