i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
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when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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