no. you can't hotbox the world.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
