he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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