I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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