Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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