Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
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dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
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Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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