somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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