is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
How naked do you want me to be?
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