i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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