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• (712): View more from Iowa

  She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar

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• (585): View more from New York

  he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him

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• (512): View more from Texas

  OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (516): View more from New York

  she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there

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• (607): View more from New York

  do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."

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  My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."

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• (626): View more from California

  I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet

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