Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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