I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
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Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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