listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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