he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?