I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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