i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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