Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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