come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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