everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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