: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
