I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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