Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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