please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices