i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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