You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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