How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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