I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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