So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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