Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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